Since I have nothing better to do right now, heres a short observation on the Carlos Tevez transfer press conference earlier today...
Reporter: "So Carlos, how much was money a factor in the move?"
Translator *Shifting nervously in his seat, leans over to Tevez and gesticulates in a hushed Spanish whisper*: "Carlos, I need to ask you a longish question and it may seem obscure - but don't worry, everything is under control - they want to know if you have ever enjoyed penetrative gay sex, and it would be helpful if, when you reply back to me that you give a horrified look and shake your head vehemently in the negative!!
Tevez's answer is as immediate as it is instinctive - replete with astonished bug-eyed horror at the very notion he has ever enjoyed a thorough examination in the brown arts.
Translator, after a scribbly pause: "So, as you can see from his reaction, Carlos is insulted that people would think money is a factor - it is clear that he is joining Manchester City because they are one of the world's biggest clubs."
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